piece of shit, indeed

A pirate who sits in our parliament stirred some feathers when he mistook a dessicated Conservative fossil for faeces.

It's an honest mistake.

The cause of the root problem between the two was Canada's astonishing withdrawal from the Kyoto Protocol. How on Earth this came to be is anyone's guess, but the fossil who made it so was called out on his shittiness in parliament for it. Cold comfort for those of us who have to live with this bewildering shame. And to think we once considered ourselves leaders in environmental mutter mutter.

pirate MP

The fossil, one of those marile reptile specimens recently uncovered in the Alberta tar sands, was unhurt during the ordeal. Fossils are immune because of the eons of Conservatism that turns their skulls into solid hardened mineral.

fossil of marine reptile

Hmm. It's our reversal on global peacekeeping all over again! Way to go, Canada.