by Michael Werneburg

living in Japan

Japan was good to me, no question about it.

I married one of its daughters. I found employment with its financial and insurance industries. I tried my luck in its business community. And in Japan, I was even called 'cool' for the first (and last) time of my life (surprisingly frequently).

Here are some things that happened.

guide to living in Japan

A guide to Japan, for residents. Written by someone who's done it.

adjusting to life in Japan

Adjusting to life in Japan seems to be taking me longer than I'd imagined.

how I got kicked out of Japan

When I first came to Japan, I let my employer take care of the paperwork, just as many of my colleagues had done. Big mistake.

a tool for learning Japanese vocabulary

I've made a tool for learning Japanese vocabulary. I'd like to improve upon it and maybe make it public, so I thought I'd share this description. Comments anyone?

streets without names

This is my book of street photography from Tokyo. An eighty-page distillation of ten thousand photos taken from the nameless streets of the world's largest city over the years 2005–2010.

katakana blues

Living with a foreign name in Japan is tricky, tricky.

what's new

visitor favourites

tools

rand()m quote

A lot of people lose the spirit of childhood. Every child has a lot of imagination and you lose it little by little. I don't know why, but I kept it.
-Jean-Pierre Jeunet

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reader comments
gravatar for Kurt Brinschwitz
Dr
I loved your section on Australian English for Canadians.



A couple of additions that we aussies frequently use:



Bastard - a general form of address that rarely implies birth out of wedlock. It's used all the time. It can mean either



(1) a scoundrel, bad person e.g. "I hate that lousy bastard"



(2) affectionate term of respect e.g. "He's the bravest bastard I know", "You silly bastard", "you poor bastard" (last statement implies sympathy as opposed to stinginess)



Given the wide gap between these two meanings, non-native Australian English speakers should exercise caution!



wonky - unstable/malformed (e.g. "the legs on the fold up table are a bit wonky")



shonky - shady/unreliable e.g. "that shonky used-car salesman"



plonk/piss - any form of alcholic beverage



"to sink piss"/"sinking piss" - to drink (usually implies beer)
Kurt Brinschwitz
2003.03.27
Thanks for the comments, Kurt. I agree that the "He's the bravest bastard I know" usage is foreign to Canucks. As is 'shonky'; I don't think I even heard that one while in Australia. And while 'plonk' is a gimme (my grandfather called his home-made - and utterly wretched - wine 'shateau plonk' or some nonsense).

-Michael
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Web Site




Just wanted to say thank you for putting up your web site. I read and looked at just about everything you had on OZ, and I found it entertaining and informative. I like your writing style as well. Your site is one of the best ones I have found with regards to what Canadians can expect when they visit or work in Australia. You've done a fine job.
adrienne
2003.05.07
Thanks for your comments. It was my pleasure to do so.

-Michael
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Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
There's a story behind that chant.



One of the SOCOG members (Sydney Olympics Committee), who was seen to be an up-himself twat, was asked in a doorstop interview outside a hotel or somesuch whether he knew of any chants or supporters songs. He replied that whatever happened, he hoped it wasn't something like "Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!".



Australians will do anything to spite an elitist pratt.
Christina
2003.12.13
Hmmm! Great story, that.

I never saw that, while down there. All I got was the incessant chanting. I liked Australia, but that chant really gets under your skin after a while.

-Michael
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victoria, melbourne
how's it g'arn



what da ya mean victorians are snobs?



if you ask most australians that have lived, or visted, both melbourne and sydney, they will probably tell ya that melbournians are heaps nicer than people from sydney.



we aint that english either, we've just got more culture than sydney (theres that rivalry ya talkin 'bout), melbourne is the the most strong representer of non-stereotypical aussie culture, and some of it is very unique like aussie hip hop(only connection to america is the words 'hip' and 'hop', here the similarites end) and other such things. we are a lot more multicultural than sydney, and that backwards racial, and sexual view that you talked about, is alot more blured in melbourne, it aint such a big deal. melbourne is often neglected in the area of tourism, 'cause we get 4 seasons in one day, and don't have beautiful sunshine all the time. but if ya thinking of coming to australia, you should check the place out (it's a very different place to sydney), might give ya an insight into the fact that not all aussies (in fact very few) are red necked, crocodile wrestling, ignorant, morons who don't know anything.



catch ya later
twitch
2003.12.18
Wha? Where does it say that Melbournite are snobs? I liked Melbourne, and I liked Sydney. I think if I were heading to Australia again, I'd probably choose Melbourne, but that's mostly cause I've "done" Sydney....

-Michael
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ozzies
it's so good to see a webpage like this. as, for canadians, like me. i love it there in australia. friendly people(like here), beautiful places (like here), perfect weather ( not so quite like here) but, basically,we are similar.
melisa
2004.01.09
We are, it's true.

-Michael
gravatar for Erin Crowe
OZ
Dear Micheal,



Thank you so much for your pages about Oz. I am Canadian and my boyfriend is Australian, we had a great laugh at your Aussie words. haha. Anyways, I am trying to go to Austrlia next year to work. You said that the IT industry was easy to get a job with. I was wondering when you went? What kind of qualifications did you need? Is it true that you can only work for 3 months at one job with the WH visa? I really appreciate your help.



Thanks,



Erin
Erin Crowe
2004.01.15
I hope you got my email, Erin.

In short, I think in your case (esp with the Aussie boyfriend in tow) you'll be fine turning up on a tourist visa.
-Michael
gravatar for Kimberly Chapman
Probably moving to Sydney




Hey there...great page! I'm from Toronto and my husband is from Sydney and we currently reside in Las Vegas (pity us...it sucks beyond words). But we've had it and are seriously looking into up and moving to Oz in about a year or so.



So I've been surfing around looking for precisely your kind of info and advice for Canadians going to Sydney. I already knew a lot of what I read here because we visited for 6 weeks in 2000, but it's a good refresher and there were definitely things I didn't know. So thanks!



Mind you, I'm well aware of the whole "roots" thing and I, for one, find it quite amusing to wear Roots Canada gear in Australia. It's even got the extra entendre of a beaver (not that Aussies seem know of that particular sexual slang). :)



I sent your translation page to my hubby and in-laws so maybe they'll learn to decode what I'm saying!



Thanks!



-- Kimberly Chapman



http://kimberlychapman.com
Kimberly Chapman
2004.02.02
Thanks for your comments, Kimberly. Good luck with the move!

-Michael
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Aussies too laid back
I am tripping to Canada in a couple of months. Having worked in the U.S. i noticed a huge difference in that Americans all turn up to appointments. One third of all appointments in Australia (in my business) just won't turn up. Of those that do a good number will come with no money and an excuse asking to pay at another time. I think that this is because being a socialist country we have bred the attitude of everything should be free. Whatever it can be frustrating.



Having said that Australia seems to have a much higher level of culture than America. Better coffee, food and so on and also a lot cleaner. Also Australians seem a lot better skilled at what they do than the Americans. I think this is because Aussies think on their feet where as Americans learn what they need to know inside and out but not more and not less.



What are Canadiand like for keeping appointments?



Chris
Chris Fawkes
2004.04.09
Have a great trip in Canada!

Canadians and appointments, what can I say. Sometimes I think Canadians need queues and appointments or they collapse in a panic.

-Michael
gravatar for Delmar Evans
Seize the Day...
Michael,



Having been tattooed 4 times now and each of those designs being 'off the wall', I appreciate your initiative in being able to create and allow that creativeness to be used by others. Keep up the good work...



Del (Kalgoorlie, Western Australia).
Delmar Evans
2004.04.17
And thanks to you for the feedback, Delmar. Does this mean you're looking into one of my tattoo designs?

-Michael
gravatar for nick h
australia
g'day,



i am 15 and live on the beautiful northern beaches of sydney. i work at a boat hire place on pittwater. people from all over the world come to hire the run-about boats. i meet all of them and i have to say that the canadians are the most friendly of em all. When they go fishing they always return the boats clean, unlike some. They are always the most cheery and happy people. When i speek to them they are always positive and love our surf culture and how everything is so relaxed. The only thing that is strange is they have no understanding of our sense of humour.



I have been to the loss angeles, new york and Hawaii. I have met so many americans and they are the most stupid people on earth. They have no cencept of the out side world and believe america is so great and powerfull. One mum in a spa in hawaii thought that australia was a country in Europe. I could have slapped her. Canadians and aussies are similar in that they both know there is a world out there besides their own and they go out an explore it. Also the main sport in australia is rugby union, not AFL that is for sissys.
nick h
2004.06.04
That's a rather diffuse rant! And still so young. I'm glad the Canadians you've dealt with have treated you well. Having lived in Australia, I can empathise with the lack of understanding on the sense of humour. Humour is a national sport, I think.

-Michael
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...
I find it funny that I hear Americans described as unapologetic bigots and yet never hear Americans making such statements against Australians or anyone else that seems to be the rule, rather than the exception in this forum. If "Nick" was my age and not the unwise 15 that he is, I'd clobber the son of a bitch. You people really need to check your egos, including the writer. Sorry if I appear sensitive. I just don't dig on what is essentially racism aimed at me because of where I was born, especially by those who claim to be so tolerant.
new yorker
2004.07.12
I wasn't really writing about Americans, "new yorker". I'm glad you have some perspective on the source of the comments that offended you. I can't apologize on that party's behalf, I'm amazed that you read any bigotry into my words.

P.S. I *hate it* when people don't leave their email address.

-Michael

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